Worst jokes

- 1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days?

- 2nd Monster: He's at medical school.

- 1st Monster: Oh, what's he studying?

- 2nd Monster: Nothing, they're studying him!

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?
→ Because he had been told to ice it.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?
→ The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream?
→ More ice cream!

Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him?
→ Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.

How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand?
→ On their warts.

The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway.

What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?
→ Anything you like - he can't hear you.

- First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out.

- Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!

What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater?
→ You miss most of the film.