What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
→ The prostitute says:
- Aren't you done yet?
→ The nympho says:
- Are you done already?
→ The blonde says:
- Beige. . . I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.
How do you get a blonde to marry you?
→ Tell her she's pregnant.
What will she ask you?
→ "Is it mine?"
What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
→ An air bag.
Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
→ Cause she blows the horn!
What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
→ It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
→ To turn the blinker off.
What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
→ A blonde going through a flashing red light.
How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
→ By the buckle print on her forehead.
What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
→ She can't say "No".
What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
→ Retardo.
