Worst jokes

Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
→ So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
→ So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buys a seven!

Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
→ She kept having affairs with men!

Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
→ To cover up the valve stem.

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
→ Spot.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
→ A Space Invader.

Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
→ They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI.

- Well, - says the personnel director, - You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute.

Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute. - Also, - says the director, - You must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course.

This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time.

- There's one last requirement, - the director continues; - you must be bilingual.

With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says:

- Meow!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
→ Tell them a joke on Friday night!

How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
→ She fell out of the tree.