Travel Jokes — worst jokes

If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?
→ There is no smoke from an electric train!

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
→ The number of the car that hit you.

What part of a car is the laziest?
→ The wheels. They are always tired.

What did the jack say to the car?
→ "Can I give you a lift?"

Why is an old car like a baby playing?
→ Because it goes with a rattle.

What song does a car radio play?
→ A cartoon (car, tune).

What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?
→ "Am I exhausted!"

- Teacher: Who built the first American car?

- Student: Me Pilgrims.

- Teacher: The Pilgrims?

- Student: Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?
→ A road hog!

Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile, the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. 'Oh, Gladys,' said her friend, 'you've lost your engine!'

'Never mind dear,' said auntie. 'I've got a spare one in the trunk.'