Auntie Gladys's Car

Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile, the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car.

- Oh, Gladys - said her friend,

- you've lost your engine!

- Never mind dear - said auntie.

- I've got a spare one in the trunk.