Travel Jokes — worst jokes

Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night?
→ Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?
→ Because she'd never be able to learn the language

- Brother: How do you top a car?

- Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.

Who drives away all his customers?
→ A taxi driver.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?
→ They were both driving their cars at the time!

A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up
The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!
The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!

A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, 'It's no good you talking to me, young man, I'm stone deaf!'

A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Japanese could do to better the car. The Japanese added sport wheels and an aero kit to the car, they than sent it to the U.K. The British scientists, to better the car, added a sound system and window tint. They then sent it over to the Chinese, who added on a lowered suspension to the tiny car. The Chinese then sent it over to India. The Indian scientists, looked at the tiny car, appreciated all the modifications the other countries had made, turned it over and stamped a sign on it.... MADE IN INDIA!!!

A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal. When he returned to his car it had been broken into again and there was a new note where his had left his, saying just checking.!

A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life.

"Hey Roadway driver whos the two biggest poofs in America?" comes from the CB.

The Roadway driver replies. "I don't know".

The other trucker says "You and your brother".

Well the Roadway driver gets all annoyed but the other driver tells him "Its just a joke - tell it to the next truck you see."

Well the Roadway driver drives for about an hour an finally sees another truck. He gets on the CB and says "Hey other truck do you know who the two biggest poofs in the world are?"

The other trucker says "I don't know who?"

The roadway driver replies "Me and my brother"