Sport Jokes — worst jokes

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?
→ They prefer cricket matches!

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
→ All of them, a crossbar can't jump!

Which football team loves ice-cream?
→ Aston Vanilla!

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?
→ Both do hat tricks!

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?
→ Ince pies!

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?
→ Jog-raphy!

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
→ Because education pays off in the long run!

How does a physicist exercise?
→ By pumping ion!

What's tennis players favourite city?
→ Volley wood!

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
→ Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!