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Goalkeeper's Favourite Snack
What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
→ Beans on post!
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What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
→ Beans on post!
Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market?
→ They tend to go cheep!
- Ref: I'm sending you off
- Player: What for?
- Ref: The rest of the match!
When fish play football, who is the captain?
→ The team's kipper!
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
→ Webley stadium!
Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?
→ Because there is no atmosphere!
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?
→ Cornflakes!
What lights up a football stadium?
→ A football match!
How do hens encourage their football teams?
→ They egg them on!
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
→ He was the skipper!