Sport Jokes — worst jokes

How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
→ Because everybody that can Run, Jump, and Swim is already over here.

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
→ Mace.

Why does the University of Tennesse football team wear orange to all their Saturday games?
→ So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.

How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
→ Because all of the mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
→ The Indy 500.

Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt. "Superman don't need no seat belt," Ali growled. "Well, Superman," the stewardess replied, "don't need no airplane!"

What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
→ Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.

Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles?
→ It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.

A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked: "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."

What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.