Science — worst jokes

- Brother: Which is farther away - NY City or the moon?

- Sister: NY City. Why do you ask?

- Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can't see NY City.

Do robots have sisters?
→ No, just transistors!

Did the bionic monster have a brother?
→ No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

The big bang by Dina Mite

The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn

At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

What's a biologist's definition of a graph?
→ An animal with a long neck

Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?

A couple of biologists had twins.
One they called John and the other control.