Guest
Truant Ant
What do you call an ant who skips school?
→ A truant!
School — worst jokes
- All
- Animal Jokes 3869
- April Fools Jokes 10
- At Work 856
- Aviation Jokes 339
- Bar Jokes 445
- Blonde Jokes 1226
- Business Jokes 842
- Camping Jokes 88
- Celebrities 657
- Christmas Jokes 343
- Clean Jokes 1299
- Comedian Jokes 85
- Computer Jokes 800
- Dirty Jokes 3278
- Doctor Jokes 989
- Drunks 538
- Dumb Jokes 1114
- Elderly Jokes 636
- Ethnic 982
- Farming Jokes 327
- Festival Jokes 300
- Food Jokes 1052
- Gender Jokes 298
- Golf Jokes 164
- Instrument Jokes 274
- Irish Jokes 242
- Kids Jokes 2024
- Language Jokes 1361
- Lawyer Jokes 565
- Marriage Jokes 1855
- Medicine 1113
- Men Jokes 959
- Military Jokes 384
- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
- Ouch 850
- Police Jokes 668
- Political Jokes 751
- Practical Jokes 33
- Red Indian Jokes 66
- Redneck Jokes 248
- Relationships 775
- Religion 1283
- School 906
- Science 461
- Sex Jokes 935
- Situations 1812
- Sport Jokes 602
- Stats/Math Jokes 214
- Travel Jokes 715
- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
- Yo Mama Jokes 333
Random joke from this category
Guest
Computer Teachers
Why do computer teachers never get sick?
→ Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Guest
School Computer
- Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?
- Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.
Guest
Cleaning the Screen
- Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!
- Pupil: But then it will crack and we won't be able to use it at all.
Guest
Choice of Computers
- Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.
- Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all.
Guest
Arabic Graphic Card
- Student: Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?
- Computer Teacher: In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you must install an Arabic graphic card. So I don't think we could do that.
Guest
Kicking The Classroom Computer
Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?
→ Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.
Guest
Mary In Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior," but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
Guest
Class Reunions
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
Teachers At Halloween
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
→ Because there's lots of school spirit!