School — worst jokes

- Teacher: What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?

- Student: Baseballs.

- Teacher: Baseballs?

- Student: Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
→ Because there's lots of school spirit!

'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?'
'I'd love to,' replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to do?'
'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts!'

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
→ Johns Hopkins!

- Teacher: When do astronauts eat?

- Pupil: At launch time!

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?
→ "Nowledge."

How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn?
→ The welcome mat is destroyed.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?
→ So they can park in handicapped spaces.

- Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college man.

- Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.

An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"Well, let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon. I guess I'll be on the golf course by now."