Men Jokes — worst jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
→ You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
→ So they can find their way back to the house.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
→ Three, if you slice them very thinly.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
→ Because those men already have boyfriends.

How can you tell if a man is happy?
→ Who cares?

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
→ Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men like love at first sight?
→ It saves them a lot of time.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
→ A widow.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
→ Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why do men like smart women?
→ Opposites attract.