Men Jokes — worst jokes

Why can't men get mad cow disease?
→ Because they're all pigs.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
→ Put the remote control between his toes.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
→ Telling you his real name.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
→ His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What should you give a man who has everything?
→ A woman to show him how to work it.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
→ A power failure.

What do you call a handcuffed man?
→ Trustworthy.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
→ Any place without a drive-up window.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?
→ He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

How do men exercise on the beach?
→ By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.