Medicine — worst jokes

- Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?

- Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood.

- Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless.

- Patient: I'm not.

- I'm suffering from bad breath

- You should do something about it!

- I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
→ Dracula's dentist.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
→ Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

- Why are you laughing?

- My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that.

- But it was the wrong one!

- Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't.

- Teacher: Did he hurt you?

- Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.

Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you've charged me $80."
"It is usually $20, ma'am," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away!"

- Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors.

- Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.