Argumentative Skunk
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
→ He always liked to make a stink!
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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
→ He always liked to make a stink!
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
→ He got cut off without a scent!
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
→ When its spray pump is out of order!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
→ Pingu-Pong!
How are skunks able to avoid danger?
→ By using their instinks and common scents!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?
→ Something that stinks and stings!
Why was the skunk angry?
→ He was incensed!
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
→ Because he had a stinking cold!
What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
→ Eat, stink and be merry!
What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?
→ A big stinker!