Kids Jokes — worst jokes

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
→ Tarzan stripes forever.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?
→ A zebra with a set of drums.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
→ A long necked toothbrush!

A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time.

In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he'd continue searching for a while.

Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him.

'However did you find him?' asked Father Skunk.

'In-stinct,' replied Out.

What did one skunk say to another?
→ And so do you!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
→ He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What do you call a flying skunk?
→ A smellicopter!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
→ A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
→ Deja phew!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
→ A creature that stinks to high heaven!