Kids Jokes — worst jokes

An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop.

'Quick!' shouted the tailor to his assistant. 'Hide the "Free Alterations" sign!'

What do sea monsters have for dinner?
→ Fish and ships.

If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?
→ Cranes.

A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor's shop.

'I'd like to see a suit that will fit me,' he told the tailor.

'So would I, sir,' said the tailor. 'So would I.'

'Here's a good book,' said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. 'How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.'

'No, thank you,' said Mrs Monster. 'My husband's got two heads already. . .'

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?
→ To see if blondes have more fun.

What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?
→ A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.

Did you hear about the monster with five legs?
→ His trousers fit him like a glove.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?
→ A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Where do space monsters live?
→ In far distant terror-tory.