Kids Jokes — worst jokes

Where do you find monster snails?
→ On the end of monsters fingers.

How do you stop a monster from smelling?
→ Cut off his nose.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?
→ A bigger target.

What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey?
→ "Pleased to eat you!"

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?
→ He was exceeding the feed limit!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?
→ Bumpkin pie!

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?
→ Prankenstein!

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?
→ "Once upon a slime . . ."

- Girl Monster 1: I hear you've met the perfect guy.

- Girl Monster 2: Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?
→ They both have empty heads.