Kids Jokes — worst jokes

- MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.

- FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me?

- SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.

- FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner?

- SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?
→ Stirring it.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?
→ Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What is a monster's favourite drink?
→ Demonade.

- Monster: Where do fleas go in winter?

- Werewolf: Search me!

Why did the monster go into hospital?
→ To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?
→ 'I feel abominable.'

MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits you.