Kids Jokes — worst jokes

- Mother: Did you make your bed today?

- Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

Why did the bed spread?
→ Because it saw the pillow slip.

Why do people go to bed?
→ Because the bed won't come to them.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
→ Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark.

- Hello, Jenny, - said the neighbour.

- Isn't it time for little girls to be in bed?

- How would I know? - asked Jenny.

- I haven't got any little girls.

Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. 'There's lots of room now,' he said.

- You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach.

- Oh, Mum. I promise I'll lay on my side.

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?
→ Cot-on-wool.

- I don't think my Mom knows much about children.

- Why do you say that?

- Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake, and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

A little boy came downstairs crying late one night.

- What's wrong? - asked his mother.

- Do people really come from dust, like they said in church? - he sobbed.

- In a way they do - said his mother.

- And when they die so they turn back to dust?

- Yes, they do.

The little boy began to cry again:

- Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going.