Random joke from this category
- Monster: I'm so ugly.
- Ghost: It's not that bad!
- Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.
Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said:
- I took my girlfriend to see 'The bride of Dracula' last night.
- Oh yeah - said the other.
- what was she like?
- Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs.
The other said:
- Yes, but what was 'The Bride of Dracula' like?
- Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty?
- Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink'!
Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother's ear.
- Johnny, how many times have I told you - said his mother, it's rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud.
- OK - said Johnny, why does the lady over there look like an ugly, haggard old witch?
A little boy came running into the kitchen.
- Dad, dad - he said, there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face
- Tell him you've already got one - said his father!
How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?
→ You can't get the shower curtain closed.
What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath?
→ The scum of the earth!
Where does a vampire take a bath?
→ In the bat-room (bathroom).
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?
→ The bathtub.
What kind of bath can you take without water?
→ A sun bath.
