Kids Jokes — worst jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
→ Because people kept toasting him!

For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater.
So they gave him a sumo wrestler!

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
→ He wanted to have a birthday potty!

- Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again.

- How can you be so sure?

- I was 10 years old yesterday.

A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out.

- What's the matter? - she asked.

- It's my birthday! - he hollered.

- And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards... - and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard.

- But that's lovely - said the old lady.

- Why are you crying?

- Because I'm lost!

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?
→ You're not owld enough.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
→ To get to the other slide

A couple of biologists had twins.
One they called John and the other control.

The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard.

- Don't you know how to ride that yet? - he roared.

- Oh yes! - shouted Brad over his shoulder.

- It's the bell I can't work yet.

Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.

- Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!