Random joke from this category
- Teacher: What's this a picture of?
- Class: Don't know, Miss.
- Teacher: It's a kangaroo.
- Class: What's a kangaroo, miss?
- Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia.
- Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them
My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.
- Sis - he said - I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.
- That's nice of you, Alfie - she replied.
- Why?
- Then I'd only have to hear you once a year!
- Doctor, Doctor! My sister thinks she's an elevator.
- Tell her to come in.
- I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.
Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?
→ Because she wants to rise and shine.
- My sister went on a crash diet.
- Is that why she looks a wreck?
- Do you like my new baby sister?
- The stalk bought her.
- Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
- Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat.
- Maureen: Why?
- Michael: She can't bear to stop talking.
- What's your father's occupation? - asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.
- He's a conjurer, Ma'am - said the new boy.
- How interesting. What's his favourite trick?
- He saws people in half.
- Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?
- One half brother and two half sisters.
Did the bionic monster have a brother?
→ No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!
