Kids Jokes — worst jokes

- You boy! - called a policeman.

- Can you help? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......

- Really? - said the boy.

- What're his ears called?

Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog?
→ He was dense and wet!

A little boy went into a baker's.

- How much are those cakes? - he asked.

- Two for 25 cents - said the baker.

- How much does one cost? - asked the boy.

- 13 cents - said the baker.

- Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents! - said the boy.

Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake?
→ 'Quick,' said one, 'run! Before they say we did it!'

A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat's tail.

- Hey you! - he shouted.

- don't pull the cat's tail!

- I'm not pulling! - replied the little boy.

- I'm only holding on - the cat's pulling!

A little boy came downstairs crying late one night.

- What's wrong? - asked his mother.

- Do people really come from dust, like they said in church? - he sobbed.

- In a way they do - said his mother.

- And when they die do they turn back to dust?

- Yes, they do.

The little boy began to cry again:

- Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going!

- What's the matter, son?

- The boy next door said I look just like you.

- What did you say?

- Nothing, he's bigger than me!

Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus?
→ He ended up in a flea circus!

A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating a bag of chocolates. An old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won't live very long; indignantly the kid says:

- Oh yeah, my grandfather lived to be 104 years old.

The old man replies:

- I'm sure he did, kid, but it wasn't from eating all that chocolate.

- Oh no sir - says the kid.

- it was by minding his own business!

An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.

- How did that happen? - gasped her mother.

- It wasn't easy - admitted the young lady.

- but three girls helped me catch him!