Kids Jokes — worst jokes

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- Boo!

- Boo who?

- Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

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At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear.

- There! - he said proudly.

- I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?

- Oh yes, she can - said the boy.

- She keeps ducks.

- Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin?

- No more, mom. It's empty.

- Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks?

- Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.

- Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why?

- Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one.

- Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?

- Mrs Jones: Yes, very much.

- Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.

- Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll?

- Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!

- Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again?

- That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.

- Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.

- I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite!