Gender Jokes — worst jokes

Three gay guys were all in a car crash and died. All three guys were cremated.

Their boyfriends were talking about what they were going to do with the ashes.

The first boyfriend said I am going to sky dive and spread his ashes in the sky because that's what he liked. The second guy said I am going to spread my boyfriend's ashes in the sea because it's what he liked.

The third guy said I'm going to put my boyfriend's ashes in a bowl of chili so he can rip through my ass one last time!!

How do faggots get a condom off?
→ They fart.

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar one evening and said to the bartender, "Give everyone a drink except that gay guy over there."

About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyone a drink except that gay guy over there."

The gay guy asks the bartender for two ice cubes. The bartender asks why, and the gay guy says "I am going to put one in each cheek, go over there, and cold-cock that big sonofabitch!"

Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good time and ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attractive young man named Johnny who he talks to all evening.

When the night comes to an end Johnny invites him over to his place.

They get in Johnny's car, a pink stretch Cadillac, and proceed to leave the parking lot. Yet Bob is quite concerned when Johnny repeatedly smashes into parked cars as they are leaving the lot. Once they reach Johnny's place, again Johnny looks around and proceeds to smash into parked cars as he's parking his.

As they got out of the car Johnny asked, "So Bob, do you like my feminine side?"

What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
→ Can I push your stool in?

What do you call a gay man's scrotum?
→ Mud flaps!

Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.

Then, one of them got an idea, saying "I know, let's play swords!"

"Play swords?" asked the other. "How?" "Simple. Whip it out, smack it till it's hard, and we both whack 'em together like swords."

So they did, and they were running up and down the street, smacking their dicks together playing swords.

Then, a gay man walked up to them and inquired about their actions.

"We're playing swords!" yelled one of the bums.

The gay man wanted to play too. An hour later, the gay man was becoming exhausted. "I'm tired," he said. He bent over saying, "kill me!, kill me!!"

A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks over to a near by farm. He knocks on the door and the farmer appears. "Excuse me sir, but my car broke down about a mile down the road, and I was wondering if you had a place I could stay, just until morning, and I....." The farmer says, "Well, I can let you sleep in the barn, but you'll have to sleep with my two sons...." The salesman says, "Sons! I must be in the wrong joke!"

What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
→ Speed bumps

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
→ Fur traders.