Gender Jokes — worst jokes

What's the difference between a whale and a dyke?
→ Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.

What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
→ A gay time....

A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami.

"Would you like it sliced, sir?" the shopkeeper asked politely.

"What do you think I am?" replied the fag, "...a money box!"

How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
→ Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.

Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. One fag turned to the other and said, "See that stud there, Bruce?"

"Sure."

"Well, let me tell you, he's a tremendous fuck!"

"No shit?" Bruce asked.

"Well, hardly any."

What's a famous saying at a gay bar?
→ May I push in your stool.

How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
→ His dick tastes like shit.

What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
→ A fruit stand.

Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swalow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.

How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
→ Only half the congregation is kneeling.