Food Jokes — worst jokes

Food on the Table by E. Tittup

How to Diet Successfully by M. T. Cupboard

Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
→ They always forget the recipe.

What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
→ All you can eat, under a buck.

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

Why don't blondes eat Jelly?
→ They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Why don't blondes eat bananas?
→ They can't find the zipper.
→ They cant find the pull tab.

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?
→ Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.