Food Jokes — worst jokes

How do you insult a hamburger patty?
→ Call it a meatball!

How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?
→ They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?
→ They 'loin' fast!

How do we know burgers love young people?
→ They're pro-teen!

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?
→ With burger alarms!

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?
→ Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?
→ They chew the fat.

How did the jury find the hamburger?
→ Grill-ty as charred!

How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?
→ They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?
→ Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!