Food Jokes — worst jokes

Where do milk shakes come from?
→ Nervous cows!

What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
→ Cow chow!

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?
→ Filet delay!

What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
→ Bullogna

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?
→ Roost beef!

How do you make a milkshake?
→ Give a cow a pogo stick.

College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them - and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this?" asked one student indignantly.

- What's it taste like? asked the cook.

- Glue!

- Then it's apple pie - the plum pie tastes like soap.

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
→ "I don't like sprouts!"

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
→ Crisp Cringle.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
→ Crisp Cringle.