Festival Jokes — worst jokes

- Did you go shopping for my birthday present?

- Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.

- What thing is that?

- Nothing!

- Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.

- Next time, take off the candles.

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
→ "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
→ I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
→ He wanted to have a birthday potty!

- I guess I didn't get my birthday wish.

- How do you know?

- You're still here!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
→ In a cat-alogue!

Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap?
→ It was a birthday present from his wife!

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?
→ The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

What did one candle say to the other?
→ "Don't birthdays burn you up?"