Festival Jokes — worst jokes

What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?
→ Shortcake!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
→ Angel food cake, of course!

Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy?
→ He was celebrating his girthday!

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?
→ Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
→ It was a tappy one!

- I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you.

- A 'surprised' birthday party? What's that?

- That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!

Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?
→ Because he always slobbers out the candles!

Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
→ It was a sappy one!

- My birthday's coming. Do you know what I need?

- Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?

Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
→ It was a Happy one!