Festival Jokes — worst jokes

- Cat: What did you get him for his birthday?

- Dog: Pant . . . pant!

- Cat: Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
→ Because it was marble cake!

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
→ Because people kept toasting him!

For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater.
So they gave him a sumo wrestler!

- Were any famous men born on your birthday?

- No, only little babies.

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
→ When it's been sliced.

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
→ Mice cream and cake!

- I got my wife a VCP for her birthday

- Don't you mean a VCR?

- No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!

- This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.

- Maybe you should spit out the plate!

What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
→ A birthday pheasant!