Festival Jokes — worst jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?
→ Smelly beans!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
→ He was having a bad hare day!

- What is your favorite holiday?

- Howloween!

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
→ A merry dairy!

Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ They've been having turkey for years.

Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ Reagan ate all the jellybeans.

Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ Because they can't afford any more pork.

Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!

- Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"

- Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

English Folk Customs by Morris Dancer