Festival Jokes — worst jokes

What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
→ The Easter Bunana!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?
→ An Easter basket case!

- Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"

- Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."

- Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."

- Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?
→ An Easter bunnet!

What's long and stylish and full of cats?
→ The Easter Purrade!

What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
→ His lucky people's foot!

Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
→ Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?
→ Rabbit De Niro!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
→ To a re-tail store!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?
→ A cotton tale!