Festival Jokes — worst jokes

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
→ With a hare dryer!

Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?
→ He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
→ Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket?
→ I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
→ The Easter Blarney!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
→ It took ears off his life!

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
→ It's a tender tail!

- Why are you studying your Easter candy?

- I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

- Would you like something from my Easter basket?

- Sure!

- Here. Have some plastic grass.

- Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

- Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.