Festival Jokes — worst jokes

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
→ Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
→ By hare (air) mail.

What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?
→ The e-aster bunny.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
→ Hop suey!

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster?
→ One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
→ Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
→ The baby chick was a little cheeper!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
→ He does lots of bare-obics.

What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
→ The Easter Elephant.

What is a dog's favourite Easter treat?
→ Jelly bones!