Ethnic — worst jokes

Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used?
→ No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?
→ Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
→ Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
→ They had reservations.

What's the object of a Jewish football game?
→ To get the quarter back!

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
→ A trip to Israel.

Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."

How does every ethnic joke start?
→ By looking over your shoulder.

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
→ So they can see the old Polish Navy!