Ethnic — worst jokes

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?
→ One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Ve are asking ze qvestions here!
→ Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.

How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Three. One to change it and two to squabble over who gets to eat the packaging.

How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.

How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it, one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first.
→ Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
→ 16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say "Good on yer, mate!"

How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.