Ethnic — worst jokes

Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
→ He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, "Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"

What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
→ An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you."
A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."

How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
→ They all gather around their cash registers and sing "What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."

Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
→ He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
→ Somebody dropped a shekel.

Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
→ In France.

How many Serbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ It doesn't matter..
There's a blackout!

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
→ Quattro Sink-o

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
→ A tourist.

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
→ The Indy 500.