Random joke from this category
- Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big. So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unusual.
- Please, take off your clothes and I'll have you examined.
- (shouting) What a giant pussy!! What a giant pussy!!
- (angry) Did you have to say it twice?!?
- I didn't! I didn't!
- I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the chances?
- Don't worry, you won't be able to see the difference.
- Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!
- So, since when did you have this problem?
- What problem?
- Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?
- What pills?
- Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?
- Not really. It will just seem longer.
- Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.
- Tell him I can't see him now. Next!
- Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.
- What does he call his other eye?
- Doctor, should I file my nails?
- No, throw them away like everybody else.
- Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent?
- Yes there is - being young and broke.
- My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what's wrong with me?
- You have far too much free time!
