Dirty Jokes — worst jokes

Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant "Aha! Are you the lady orthodontist?".
The lady replied "No, but I'll straighten anyone's teeth"

Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone.

"Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Come on over, we're having a real wildass party."

"Shit, Ah'd shore love to," said Tad, "but Ah got me a bad case of gonorrhea."

"Bring it along!" answered Rollie. "The way thangs is goin', mah buddies'll drink anythin'!"

A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus.

The survey taker asked a soccer player, "What do you think of bilingualism?"

"Oh, I think it's okay," said the boy, "if it's between consenting adults."

Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus.

One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, "I hear there's a new case of herpes in the dorm."

"Great!" said Baldwin. "I was getting tired of 7-Up!"

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?
→ To promote off-shore drilling.

In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"

- Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky?

- Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.

How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane?
→ He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night.

What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke?
→ "You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!"

Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
→ To meet the chick.

Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs.

They're called "The Johnson Years".