Dirty Jokes — worst jokes

Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant?
→ Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker?
→ A rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
→ They don't have time.

Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
→ When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

What are three words you dread the most while making love?
→ "Honey, I'm home."

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
→ $3.99 a minute.

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
→ Sexual harassment.

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
→ He heard the snow blower coming.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?
→ "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

Why is air a lot like sex?
→ Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.