Frat House Party

Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone.

- Hi - said the voice - this is Rollie. Come on over, we're having a real wildass party.

- Shit, Ah'd shore love to - said Tad - but Ah got me a bad case of gonorrhea.

- Bring it along! - answered Rollie.

- The way thangs is goin', mah buddies'll drink anythin'!