Random joke from this category
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman.
- How do you plead? - asked the judge.
- Guilty or not guilty.
- Not guilty, replied the man.
- On what grounds? queried the judge.
- I didn't think she was dead....
I thought she was an American.
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
→ On crotches.
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring.
- Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try playing doctor for an hour?
- Sounds great, but how do you make it last for an hour?
- Hell, just keep her in the waiting room for 45 minutes!
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she had perfected the basics, the old pro asked the beginner if she had any questions.
- Well yeah. I was wondering how long dicks should be sucked.
- The same as the short ones, honey.
What's the definition of a real loser?
→ A guy who has a wet dream and gets HIV.
What is red and has seven dents?
→ Snow White's cherry!
What's the difference between mono and herpes?
→ You get mono from from snatching a kiss....
What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
→ A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
→ A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it.
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to have a heart transplant. She's worried about the friend so she asks the doctor:
- Girlfriend: I'm worried about my friend doc, what if her body rejects the organ?
- Doctor: Well she's 36 years old and healthy. How long has she been in business?
- Girlfriend: She's been working since she was 19 years old but what does that have to do with anything?
- Doctor: Well she's been working 17 years and hasn't rejected an organ yet!
