Celebrities — worst jokes

Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap?
→ It was a birthday present from his wife!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Mick Jagger Barbie ...

Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis Rodman

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Dirty Harry Barbie ...comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says, "Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!"

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Joker Barbie ...

Barbie with Joker grin and white face

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

T2 Barbie ...a study in silver

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Princess Leia Barbie ...

Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude