Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
→ I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
→ Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.

What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
→ Marriage.

How is a blonde like a frying pan?
→ You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
→ "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
→ She has a checkbook.

How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
→ She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
→ So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why do men like blonde jokes?
→ Because they can understand them.

Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
→ Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?
→ She had to break a window to get out!