Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence?
→ She wasn't used to the front seat!

Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
→ "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
→ She didn't know what ONE came first...

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
→ One.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
→ A thought.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
→ She fell out of the tree.

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
→ So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
→ (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
→ Proofreading.

What is the definition of gross ignorance?
→ 144 blondes.