Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

Why do blondes stand under light bulbs?
→ It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?
→ They want to measure their intelligence.

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.
I dyed my hair!

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?
→ In case she wanted black coffee.

When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
→ Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row

Why don't blondes like buttered toast?
→ They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?
→ She thought it was Diet Coke.

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
→ She sneezes.

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

- Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

- I don't know. Why?

- It was easier to spell.

- Easier than what?